A Twitter user @simsimmaaa shared the story of a man that tried to make his ex jealous by showing her a photo of himself and his new love interest.
The woman was busy minding her own business when her – obviously lousy – ex messaged her out of nowhere to show off his new girlfriend (or whatever she was to him).
The photo was accompanied by the message: ‘Hope this doesn’t offend you when you see it’.
The unbothered woman had the best comeback for him, though, a photo of her finger with an engagement ring on it and her reply was the same as his: ‘Hope this doesn’t offend you.’Take that!
Well, the man wasn’t expecting that at all, and he reacted in the best way he knew how: attack and guilt-trip.
‘Well, okay. You basically just spit in my face. How classy of you. You’re better than that’, he began. ‘Congratulations, you just ruined my whole fucking day.’
‘No reply? Ha, typical,’ he went on when he was yet to get a reply after a few hours.
‘New phone. Who this?’ was her hilarious reply.
He was shocked. ‘What?’ he asked.
Seeing as he wasn’t getting a reply again, he began his vitriol.
‘I hope whoever that chump is can make you happier than I did because apparently I couldn’t do shit for you. But I know you know deep down that you two will never have the kind of connection that we did. I’ll always have love for you and I hope you feel the same.’
This man wanted attention so bad, so he tried every method possible.
‘I would also appreciate if you didn’t purposely try to make me feel poorly by sending me pictures like that. Thanks.’
Aww. Poor guy.
‘I guess I get why you didn’t end up with me. I’m divorced and a loser. You deserve so much more than that.’ (I couldn’t agree more). ‘I’m pathetic’ (spot on). ‘I should be glad you ever even gave me the time of day.’
He concluded by telling her he’d moved somewhere close to where she stays and maybe they could meet up for lunch.
‘Unsubscribe,‘ was all she could say at this point.
‘See you in hell,’ came his angry reply.
Ugh, men are scum. Boy, bye!
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